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quotelounge:

More good vibes here

letsmakeourownfairytale:

#favourite harry potter headcanons

Ten points to Dumbledore, omg dying

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

The more posts about lions I see, the more I want one as a pet

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

The more posts about lions I see, the more I want one as a pet

Gay does not mean interested in you.

smilingtroye:

shut-up-karen:

cryonetics:

thelucky7th:

bokunosaladbar:

suicidallyreckless:

ronstormer:

Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.

Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.

Get over yourself.

Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”

Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.

Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”

Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’

YES

THANK YOU

FINALLY ON MY DASH

thisoldapt:

Or in plain terms, how to clean out your closet. -EL
VIA lifehacker

thisoldapt:

Or in plain terms, how to clean out your closet. -EL

VIA lifehacker

mugglebornheadcanon:

548. A muggleborn made the mistake of bringing in Monopoly and teaching people how to play it. The game resulted in a traumatized giant squid, an utterly destroyed Herbology classroom, what the house elves call “The Great Boomy Poof and Roar”, and a blood feud between the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff sixth years. The winner was Moaning Myrtle.

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

papasuke-yamazaki:

When I opened the door, I found... the host club.

papasuke-yamazaki:

When I opened the door, I found... the host club.
lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

Oh my Goooooooooooood, I want a little baby lion

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

Oh my Goooooooooooood, I want a little baby lion

walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE