548. A muggleborn made the mistake of bringing in Monopoly and teaching people how to play it. The game resulted in a traumatized giant squid, an utterly destroyed Herbology classroom, what the house elves call “The Great Boomy Poof and Roar”, and a blood feud between the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff sixth years. The winner was Moaning Myrtle.
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
When I opened the door, I found... the host club.
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
Oh my Goooooooooooood, I want a little baby lion
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
IF YOU DON’T, GIVE ME HIS NUMBER
I WILL MARRY HIM
IM GAY AS FUCK AND I WILL MARRY HIM
IF I WERE MARRIED I WOULD MARRY HIM ANYWAY
^reblogging again for that gif
Accurate gif is accurate
Tumblr is like my diary how could I ever relate it with Facebook