I'm a sexy title

mugglebornheadcanon:

548. A muggleborn made the mistake of bringing in Monopoly and teaching people how to play it. The game resulted in a traumatized giant squid, an utterly destroyed Herbology classroom, what the house elves call “The Great Boomy Poof and Roar”, and a blood feud between the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff sixth years. The winner was Moaning Myrtle.

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

papasuke-yamazaki:

When I opened the door, I found... the host club.

papasuke-yamazaki:

When I opened the door, I found... the host club.
lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

Oh my Goooooooooooood, I want a little baby lion

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

Oh my Goooooooooooood, I want a little baby lion

walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

carlytheconfusedteenagegirl:

ironsophiekramer:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

stylinwho:



MARRY HIM

IF YOU DON’T, GIVE ME HIS NUMBER
I WILL MARRY HIM

IM GAY AS FUCK AND I WILL MARRY HIM

IF I WERE MARRIED I WOULD MARRY HIM ANYWAY

carlytheconfusedteenagegirl:

ironsophiekramer:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

stylinwho:

image

MARRY HIM

IF YOU DON’T, GIVE ME HIS NUMBER

I WILL MARRY HIM

IM GAY AS FUCK AND I WILL MARRY HIM

IF I WERE MARRIED I WOULD MARRY HIM ANYWAY

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

dustinis:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

image

^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

Tumblr is like my diary how could I ever relate it with Facebook

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Photoset #2

More?

set#1

bethosaurus:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

more?

set #2 

THE SECOND TO LAST ONE IS TOTALLY ME OH MY GOD

The girl in labor one omg I’m done